From the #1 bestselling author of running with scissors and dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare...From the #1 bestselling author of running with scissors and dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a tang instant breakfast drink television commercial when augusten was seven.