My name is sarah dearly, and I've got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the world's worst blind date. Then I May have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers ...My name is sarah dearly, and I've got major problems. Last month, I was turned into a vampire by the world's worst blind date. Then I May have, totally by accident, started a war between the mostly peaceful bloodsuckers and a bunch of sociopathic vamp hunters who have nicknamed me the slayer of slayers.