How do you outwit a twit? Mr. And mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their bird pies, and making t...How do you outwit a twit? Mr. And mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything -- except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their bird pies, and making their caged monkeys, the muggle-wumps, stand on their heads all day.