Who's epossumondas? Why, he's His Mama's and His Auntie's sweet little patootie, that's who. He's also the silliest, most lovable, most muddleheaded possum south of the mason-dixon line! Better choose your words wisely w...Who's epossumondas? Why, he's His Mama's and His Auntie's sweet little patootie, that's who. He's also the silliest, most lovable, most muddleheaded possum south of the mason-dixon line! Better choose your words wisely when he's around, 'cause otherwise you never know you'll get.