Dear dumb diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" And "I got a barbie shoe stuck In Stinker's nose again" And "The vet was mean to me about the bar...Dear dumb diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" And "I got a barbie shoe stuck In Stinker's nose again" And "The vet was mean to me about the barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that." What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now.