Princess Pinecone would like a real war horse for her birthday, but instead gets a plump, cute pony--but sometimes cuteness can be a kind of weapon, especially in a fight with dodgeballs and spitballs and hairballs and s...Princess Pinecone would like a real war horse for her birthday, but instead gets a plump, cute pony--but sometimes cuteness can be a kind of weapon, especially in a fight with dodgeballs and spitballs and hairballs and squareballs.