Martyrs to hypochondria and general Seediness, j. And his friends george and harris decide that a jaunt up the thames would suit them to a 't'. But when they set off, they can hardly predict the troubles that lie ahead w...Martyrs to hypochondria and general Seediness, j. And his friends george and harris decide that a jaunt up the thames would suit them to a 't'. But when they set off, they can hardly predict the troubles that lie ahead with tow-ropes, unreliable weather-forecasts and tins of pineapple chunks - not to mention the devastation left in the wake of j.