It's amazing the problems drinking can get you into. One little swig from the wrong bottle and you go from being an ordinary dutch sea-captain to an unhappy immortal, drifting around the world with your similarly immorta...It's amazing the problems drinking can get you into. One little swig from the wrong bottle and you go from being an ordinary dutch sea-captain to an unhappy immortal, drifting around the world with your similarly immortal crew, suffering from peculiarly whiffy side effects.