Darius kellner speaks better klingon than farsi, and he knows more about hobbit social cues than persian ones. He's about to take his first-ever trip to iran, and it's pretty overwhelming--especially when he's also deali...Darius kellner speaks better klingon than farsi, and he knows more about hobbit social cues than persian ones. He's about to take his first-ever trip to iran, and it's pretty overwhelming--especially when he's also dealing with clinical depression, a disapproving dad, and a chronically anemic social life.