Lula bird is gorgeous, funny and dreading her birthday because you can't turn 16 if you've never been kissed. So why does every boy in hambledon run a mile the second she bats her eyelids? The fact is, they fear for thei...Lula bird is gorgeous, funny and dreading her birthday because you can't turn 16 if you've never been kissed. So why does every boy in hambledon run a mile the second she bats her eyelids? The fact is, they fear for their lives.