At twenty-eight (thirty-one), clarissa alpert is blessed with a designer wardrobe, a daddy-subsidized apartment, and an a-list speed-dial. Gorgeous and wildly uninhibited, she has amassed a list of exes that amounts to a...At twenty-eight (thirty-one), clarissa alpert is blessed with a designer wardrobe, a daddy-subsidized apartment, and an a-list speed-dial. Gorgeous and wildly uninhibited, she has amassed a list of exes that amounts to a who's who of hollywood power players. But with her twenty-ninth (thirty-second) birthday looming, she starts to panic.