Chomp necks and don't get caught: the life of a vampire as rufino endicott would have described it before he became one. Six years later, he knows that dodging the angry men with the swords is the easy part of being what...Chomp necks and don't get caught: the life of a vampire as rufino endicott would have described it before he became one. Six years later, he knows that dodging the angry men with the swords is the easy part of being what he is, and that the paranoid, isolated lifestyle is the real enemy.