Over the past few thousand years, fabio has come to hate his job. As fate, he's in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race-the 83% who keep screwing things up. Frustrated with ...Over the past few thousand years, fabio has come to hate his job. As fate, he's in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race-the 83% who keep screwing things up. Frustrated with his endless parade of drug addicts and career politicians, fate has to watch destiny guide her people to nobel peace prizes and super bowl mvps.