A year after arriving in France, englishman is still struggling with some fundamental questions: what is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French beaches? And is it really polite to sl...A year after arriving in France, englishman is still struggling with some fundamental questions: what is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with Your Boss's?