April epner teaches high school latin, wears flannel jumpers, and is used to having her evenings free. Bernice graverman brandishes designer labels, favors toad-sized earrings, and hosts her own tacky TV talk show: but b...April epner teaches high school latin, wears flannel jumpers, and is used to having her evenings free. Bernice graverman brandishes designer labels, favors toad-sized earrings, and hosts her own tacky TV talk show: but behind the glitz and glam, bernice has followed the life of the daughter she gave up for adoption thirty-six years ago.