"Master Dung's study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby." The Scriptlings is the unlikely, yet strangely cha..."Master Dung's study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat passing air, if only an obligingly flatulent gnat had happened nearby." The Scriptlings is the unlikely, yet strangely charismatic lovechild you would expect if magic and science were to have one too many drinks during a stand-up comedy show in vegas.